| Road-Trip-Through-The-Bible-Belt Goat-Stock 2011 a parody by Caliann Graves From the homes teading today goat fourm Dec 2010 Theme song: I like big goats and I cannot lie ...you crazy ladies can't deny... That when a doe's top line rises past your bee-hind and her udder's so thick and fine you get sprung! Having too much fun... -- Cuz you notice that doe was done Deep in the chest, like a faring I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, I need you in my barn as a fixture I'll take your picture And share with all my friends You're so wide, and tall, and deep You're the doe I'm gotta keep Ooh, rump of smooth hair Your color's got flair Nubie, Mancha, Alpie, Saanie...you ain't the average Nannie... I've seen them wheelin' To hell with hagglin' and dealin' She's sweet, and set, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of forum, e-zines Saying Mini goats are the thing Take the average Goatie Gal and ask her that, she'll say... Doe's gotta pack much back So Ladies (yeah) Ladies (yeah) Are your goats stacked to the rack? (hell yeah) Well, dance it, prance it, and be thankful for the fact Your does have got back... (U.K. head with a Texas udder...) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a dig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get her home And send to my buck alone... I aint talkin bout souses Just that miniature things are made for doll houses... I wannem real big and think So find that breed that clicks Crazy Goat Gals are in trouble Buy a kid out of Miss Bubbles So I'm lookin' at websites Knockin these goats with legs like sprites You can have them goats I'll keep my does like Flo Jo A word to the big goat breeders I wanna pay and feed ya I won't slam or demean ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna BUY All your does and bucks Your lines got me awe-struck Alot of breeders won't like this song Cuz them jerks breed to sell it, repel it But I'd rather be responsible Cuz I'm smart and conscionable And I'm down to get the milkin' on So doelings (yeah), doelings (yeah) Do you wanna race my buck a furlong? (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even N.D.'s got to shout Baby got back (U.K. head with a Texas Udder) Yeah Goat Gals When it comes to does Fashion ain't got nothin to do with my selection 26 inch maximum height? Only if she's laying down.... So your goats are tiny and little And fit as a fiddle But a fiddle don't milk a bit, not even a dribble My milkin' hands don't want none unless you've got teats hun You can breed for short muzzles and ears But please don't lose that size-up Some breeders wanna play that hard role And tell you that standards ain't gold So they toss 'em and leave 'em And I call up quick to retrieve 'em So the forums says their fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz they're "well conditioned", and there ain't no guiltin' And I'm thinkin bout milkin' To the tiny does takin' off with shows You aint it, Miss Goat Give me a standard, I can't resist her Alfalfa and grain didn't miss her Some insane woman tried to dis Cuz her goats were on my list she had game but she chose to dry 'em And I called up fast to buy 'em So does if the rumen is round And you wanna be pampered from your horn buds on down Dial 1-800-CRAZYGOATGALS and prepare to be grained by the pound Your does have got back... My does have got back..... Little in the hooves but she got much back... |